print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
Knives Chau: I’ve never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim: Hey… me neither. — Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (via releasingly)
Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he.
Scott Pilgrim: He and me.
Todd Ingram: Don’t you talk to me about grammar! — Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (via releasingly)
My name is Charlie Bartlett. If there’s one thing I want you guys to walk away with tonight… uh, it’s that you guys don’t need me. I really mean it. You think I’m any less screwed up than you are? I get up every morning, and I look in the mirror, and I try and figure out just where I fit in. And I draw a complete blank. You guys are looking to me to tell you what to do? You need to stop listening to me. Stop listening to people telling you who you should be! And stop listening to the people who are telling you you’re not good enough to do the things that you want to do. You guys have all the answers. — Charlie Bartlett, (“Charlie Bartlett”)
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of